Thank goodness I haven’t had to give a damn about pretentious British royalty and their whores since April 19, 1775.
Yup. That’s why Washington was pissed that he was made the first “king” instead of president..
COLONIAL: “We now bow to the first king of the republic, George Washington..”
WASHINGTON: “WTF dude, that was not cool. Not cool at all.”
hahaha. One nice thing about being an American ;D.