"I'm really excited to be moving from the states to England!"
"Oh amazing! What an exciting move. What part?"
"Stank!"
"What!? Where?"
"Stank. It's about 20 miles north of a village once called Stink and is now called Stunk. Both reside in the the ancient region once known as Massfaart."
Wouldn’t Massfaart (or Maasfaart] be in Denmark?