Everything is Racist
(Apologies to Bob Dylan)
Racist words, racist rules
Racist lessons in racist schools
Racist movies, racist books
People robbed by racist crooks
Ain’t got no meaning, Ain’t got no basis
Everything is racist
Racist cops, racist preachers
Racist pols, racist teachers
Racist ads, racist art
Racist factions all living apart
Whatever happens, whatever the case is
Everything is racist
Every time I watch some TV clown
racist lectures are going down
Racist products, racist tools
Racist groups of racist fools
Racist jokes and racist memes
Racist songs with racist themes
Race-pimp reverends and mental cases
Everything is racist
Every time you leave and go off someplace
Cries of racist! are in your face
Racist sports stars, racist teams
Racist pundits with racist dreams
Racist actors in racist movies
Racist judges with racist duties
Forbidden thoughts, forbidden phrases
Everything is racist
Being anti-racist...is racist.