By any chance is this Joanna responsible for gray everything? I don’t know who is. But my dear Lord every house in the market has all the rooms opened up and every remaining wall painted gray.
I can’t see these biscuit sales lasting too long.
Lastly, a teaspoon or so if white vinegar in whole milk or half and half makes a terrific buttermilk substitute. If you can’t find lard use butter.
But - get some fatty pork chops or roast and render your own clean lard. Nothing better.
You mean you don’t want your house to have that 1950s state penitentiary aesthetic?
Even prisons use brighter paint colors now, or at least cream or ivory.