Brilliant as always.
DANG!
Maybe just burn them all just to be sure.
F451 at the top of the list.
The book is racis’ because of the numerical and scientific significance of the Title. As though there is just one 3 significant digit answer that is “Right”. Answers should now be considered right or left, NOT right or wrong.
These guys and gals just keep getting better and better.
I still miss Mad Magazine but this helps with the withdrawals.
Instead of burning books, how about just rewriting them? Take 1984 for example. It could be about the evils of capitalism and greed. In a dystopian world where sea levels have drowned most cities, and corporations force you to buy products at competitive prices, one person rebels against the system, demanding that socialist governments control everything. But with no other way to pay for his iPhone bills, he’s forced to get a job instead. That’s just as bleak a future as in the original.
Operative word: “trained.” This speaks volumes about conditioning our youth.