[zeugma]

I hope someday some one can answer the question as to why when you put a pair of socks into the dryer only one ever comes out.

I doubt it. It is an eternal conundrum. My solution to this spatial anomaly is to buy many pairs of socks that are all identical, so when one goes missing I don't notice, other than sometimes having an odd number of socks, when it should always be an even number.

[jmacusa]

Mmmm. Yes. Sound observation. Might I suggest, as I intend to do and apply for a big government grant to study the problem?

How can we be an advanced civilization if socks in a house hold appliance can defy the laws of physics and leave and enter other dimensions there by over coming the time/space continuum?