“Mr Trump, Mr. Trump!!
I have some good news, .. and I have some very bad news!.”
“Well, alright them, give me the good news first.”
“North Korea just launched nuclear missiles against New York, Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, and Boston ...”
“Damn! Well, but what’s the bad news?”
“They missed.”
“They missed.”
Three out of three?
Bummer.