[dangus]

Fairfax County Public Schools, in what used to the be the Republican side of the Potomac, now prohibits any book written by someone who isn’t a racial minority or transexual.

[Pelham]

I’m old enough to remember when we kept the liberals on the other side of the Potomac. Mostly.

[a fool in paradise]

Tell her/shim/it that the roles of women were played by men in Shakespeare’s original productions.