I think you kind of missed the point of that song.
That’s easy to do with Randy’s songs, “Rednecks” is another example.
Oh, I know, but being too deep ruins a perfectly good snark about a country that, well, has got no reason to live!
Leopold, almost total worthlessness in opposing totalitarianism in the 20th Century, twice with respect to the Germans, then as part of NATO vs. the Soviets. And they’re really just a loose province of France and a loose province of Holland. To answer your earlier question.