[9422WMR]

I always hear “wrapped up like a douche”.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Naw, man, it’s “dressed up like a dude”.

[Impala64ssa]

I always hear “wrapped up like a douche”.
Like Louie Louie. The lyrics in the original version by Richard Berry were clear, about a homesick Jamaican sailor. But the more well known Kingsmen version actually triggered investigations by the FCC over possible obscenity because the lyrics were so garbled and misheard.