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To: sodpoodle

A Navy Seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

He says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”


10 posted on 02/23/2021 10:21:36 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Rurudyne

I’m actually considering trying that.


13 posted on 02/23/2021 10:23:43 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Rurudyne

Love it...!


29 posted on 02/23/2021 10:49:45 AM PST by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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To: Rurudyne; Chode

LOL !!!


48 posted on 02/23/2021 1:47:10 PM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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