[PGR88]

If the proposal is approved, calls for service will be evaluated to determine whether an armed or unarmed respondent is necessary,

Thank you for calling 911. Please call back during office hours so our committee can meet to decide if your situation merits an armed or unarmed response.

[moovova]

Absolutely spot on.

The only slight tweak I would suggest? Make the caller dial 1-900-911 so that the caller would be charged for the call.

[Rockingham]

Or: “For an unarmed community service response, press 1. For an armed response, press 2.” Let the idiotic idealists and Lefties in Ithaca try their scheme out first so that their failure will inform the rest of the country.