[nevergore]

Silver Alert! Location 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Description; White male approximately 80 years of age in a blue bathrobe blue slippers. Likes to sniff women’s hair. If you see this man do not approach, call the White House switch board and ask for Doctor Jill .....End Silver Alert

[jmacusa]

Weird. In the hospital I work in a ‘’silver alert’’ means there's someone with a gun in the building.

When a patient goes missing or someone tries to sneak them out that's called an ‘’elopement’’.