I know the story, probably better than you, for I have studied it through long ago. The tale you are telling is entirely fictitious and made up to cast doubt on ther Bible truth. If you want to believe it, do so. This is yet a free country in many ways, and you can do what you want. But what you are telling is a lie that was made up by someone else and you have not verified by personal study. You have simply conned yourself into repeating it, as if that makes it fact.
It isn't.