[Deaf Smith]

A lawn chair with your name on it would be simpler.

No starch required.

[ladyjane]

Lots of stories about people who put chairs in their vacant spots. It didn’t turn out well.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

You’re forgetting the intimidation factor.

I said, “I do not fear those pants
With nobody inside them.”
I said, and said, and said those words.
I said them. But I lied them.

[glorgau]

Actually not a bad idea. Once it gets warm out, it loses the spot.