Homeowner is black so I don’t know how they handle that?! Try and paint him as a Trump fan?
Claim the package was full of 'Trump 2024' hats and that you were just fighting against the systemic racism inherent in the US Postal Service. Further that the black homeowner is really a white supremacist MAGA operative wearing Ralph Northam brand blackface camouflage and provide proof by pointing that he carries an "assault rifle."