On Disney cruises, I prefer the “inside” cabins.
They have fake port holes with really cool classic Disney classic scenes constantly running on them.
-randomly, Peter Pan flies up, peeks in, winks at you and flies away.. stuff like that.. it also represents the actual time of day (sunrises, sunsets..)
On the outer rooms with real portholes, you see water... it’s not always pretty.
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