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Woman Charged With Hitting Man With 'Battle Ax' [mug shot]
KTTX ^ | 2/5/2021 | Jason Rima

Posted on 02/05/2021 2:49:24 PM PST by simpson96

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To: cdcdawg
How do you hit someone with a battle axe and fail to kill or even seriously wound them? Just the sight of her is enough to instill terror. Whew.

Agreed. With her, er, uh, solid build, you'd think she could fell an oak with a single swing. Yet she can't injure the guy using a battle axe???

21 posted on 02/05/2021 2:58:03 PM PST by AFB-XYZ (Stand up, or bend over)
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To: simpson96

That’s a man baby!!


22 posted on 02/05/2021 2:58:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Yo-Yo

Winner...


23 posted on 02/05/2021 2:58:23 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: lee martell

It would take more than a six pack to get over that one.


24 posted on 02/05/2021 2:58:25 PM PST by Fungi
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Even if I was a troll she would be Fugly....


25 posted on 02/05/2021 2:58:55 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: headstamp 2

Not much of a Success if she hit him with a Battle Axe and only got charged with assault.


26 posted on 02/05/2021 2:59:04 PM PST by dangus
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Damn. You won.


27 posted on 02/05/2021 2:59:29 PM PST by dangus
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Need eye soap


28 posted on 02/05/2021 3:00:41 PM PST by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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To: Yo-Yo

Occam’s Razor says it must have been a head-butt.


29 posted on 02/05/2021 3:01:08 PM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: simpson96

She looks like Barney Rubble in drag.


30 posted on 02/05/2021 3:01:42 PM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: simpson96

Was blondie thinking she’s a Nord living in Skyrim?... What was she drinking? Juniper mead?


31 posted on 02/05/2021 3:02:51 PM PST by dragonblustar (Matthew 24:10 And then many will fall away and betray one another and hate one another. )
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To: simpson96

Battle ax is as battle axe does


32 posted on 02/05/2021 3:03:09 PM PST by Flick Lives (“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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To: simpson96

Must have meant ‘headbutted’ him...


33 posted on 02/05/2021 3:03:50 PM PST by larrytown (i like pie)
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To: dangus

You win for including the picture. She is a true Pit of Despair.


34 posted on 02/05/2021 3:04:54 PM PST by tnlibertarian
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To: cdcdawg

The Norse Vikings would have tried to recruit her.


35 posted on 02/05/2021 3:07:05 PM PST by foundedonpurpose (Praise Hashem, for his restoration of all things!)
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To: simpson96

Soooo....ahhhh...is that the man, or the wo-man? Or is this one of those new categories of people?


36 posted on 02/05/2021 3:08:54 PM PST by rxsid (HOW CAN A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN'S STATUS BE "GOVERNED" BY GREAT BRITAIN? - Leo Donofrio (2009))
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To: simpson96

That’s a woman? Egads!


37 posted on 02/05/2021 3:11:25 PM PST by Howie66 (God Bless TEXAS!)
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To: simpson96

Viking Woman!


38 posted on 02/05/2021 3:12:03 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Its best “come hither” look . . . gag!!!!!!!!! Looks like buzzard puke. . . . Romitt or Flimsy might hit it.


39 posted on 02/05/2021 3:12:34 PM PST by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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To: Howie66

When art imitates life... You might be a battle axe.


40 posted on 02/05/2021 3:13:06 PM PST by Michigan Bowhunter
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