Can’t even post to the proper comment. I see you did say you were joking. Sorry.
I considered adding a sarcasm tag or smiley face, but some jokes seems to work better when you deliver them with a straight face - or so I thought. :-)
One time, I asked if the pope was catholic, and had several FReepers actually provide the answer! I thought everyone was familiar with rhetorical questions - certainly THAT one.
Such are the limitations of texting, I guess.