Texas University Tells Students To Wear Masks During Masturbation

Summit News ^ | 1-29-21 | Steve Watson

[tennmountainman]

WTH.

[The Pack Knight]

She was a double-masker.

[dynachrome]

A mask for you, a mask for her and a bag for the dog so he doesn’t have to witness the atrocity.

;)

[Tijeras_Slim]

Captain Jack will get you high tonight.

[nicollo]

oh, wait, this not a Babylon Bee article?

[The Pack Knight]

... “be creative with physical barriers & sexual positions to prevent close face-to-face contact.”

Who knew the gays in the bus stop men’s room were so far ahead of their time?

[jocon307]

Well he should be, and so am I. Our country is falling apart.

[Deplorable American1776]

OMG... Should you kiss your hand before masterbate? And should you wear a mask while kissing your hand? 😀

[metmom]

One of the tweets declared “Mask-urbate?! Read below to learn more,” with an accompanying image suggesting that any students with COVID symptoms should “skip sex and stay in.”

Skip sex but masturbate instead?

Not that I’m condoning promiscuity by any means but they are just further trying to isolate people from each other. They are trying to create a very socially and mentally warped society.

The spiritual and psychological damage done by isolating people from each other is not going to end well in a few years. There will be a whole generation raised with no ability to communicate with each other or empathize or sympathize with each other.

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

[Scram1]

Haven’t seen anyone from North Texas exposed like that
ever. Pat Boone was featured in that Frank Zappa and
Larry Flynt repulsive ThingFish production.

[outofsalt]

I can’t believe it took this many posts!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Every time I see UNT on TV my mind wants to fill in a missing letter at the front.

I wonder if they know that most people do this act alone.

[trebb]

Is putting a sock over one's co..member considered masking up?

[Antihero101607]

It’s a covering, I don’t see why not.

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

Is Summit News owned by the Onion or the Bee?

5.56mm

[deport]

Here be the Peach State UofG

[ridesthemiles]

IF I was paying tuition at a University that sent out that info, I would Immediately hire an attorney-—quit my classes & sue for all my expenses of attending college there back.

[Magnatron]

Isn’t this close to auto-erotic asphyxiation...?

[Texas resident]

UNT is nuts. My friend’s daughters took a campus tour years ago. The girls are pretty much non political. After their visit, they said “Oh Hell No” to this place. It is a hive of feminazis.