[impimp]

It’s just the flu, bro.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-most-worrying-mutations-in-five-emerging-coronavirus-variants/

Didn’t read the above fear porn link. It supposedly discusses the 5 most “worrying” Coronavirus mutations. The key takeaway is that the left will always require you to wear a mask in order to keep yourself and others safe.

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/10/health/detection-dogs-covid-19-scent-study-scn-wellness/index.html

Apparently dogs can detect Coronavirus. Expect to have a mandatory sniffing in the future to make sure the population stays protected from Covid.

https://nbc-2.com/news/health/2021/01/28/miami-heat-using-coronavirus-detection-dogs-to-screen-fans/

Looks like mandatory sniffing a are already happening at Miami Heat games.

Yesterday we discussed how accurate anal swabbing was. I suspect we may need a dog sniffing our crotch and our anus swabbed by a security guard in order to go out in public.

[impimp]

Freepmail Impimp to go on the ping list

[backwoods-engineer]

It’s just the flu, bro.

Went grocery shopping this morning. No mask. People looking at me, but nobody said anything, as usual. I was not the only person in the store without a mask.

Proud of you, impimp. Stay strong.