[noiseman]

Take a long hike on a very short bridge please mr troll

Sorry, I truly don’t mean to pile on, and I intend this in a lighthearted way, but wouldn’t a long walk on a “very short bridge” just get me to the other side? I think you meant a short pier.

[PIF]

but wouldn’t a long walk on a “very short bridge” just get me to the other side? I think you meant a short pier.

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the bridge was hit by a barge and half taken out ...so over you go ... plop!