What ARE the heck are the concoctions? That would be nice to know. Is it dog poop or is some other type of fish? Bad reporting.
There is an actual government standard for the maximum amount of rodent feces allowed in food processing operations. I would tell the kids that if a government inspector at a plant found that the line he was inspecting was below spec, he would take out a small bottle and add enough to bring that plant into compliance. lol