Sam the clothes salesman is sitting in a bar when a women in a very tight pair
of jeans walks into the bar. Sam watches her in amazment because the jeans have
no seams, no fly, and look like they were painted on. He pays attention to her
clothing for the next half hour and carefully examines her clothes for any sign
of how she got them on. Finally he can’t take it any more. He has been selling
clothes for years and can not figure out her jeans. So he walks over and tells
the woman, I’ve been selling clothing all my life. But I have never seen a pair
of jeans like yours. There are no seems, no zippers, and it looks like one piece
of deniem. So how do you get into those pants?
She smiled, Well, you could start by buying me a drink!
Funny, but clearly written before Yoga Pants were invented!!