Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Alice went
straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack
while we were making love on Sunday morning.
Horrified, Alice told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex
would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear, replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured
out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even Nothing too strenuous, simply in on
the Ding and out on the Dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, He’d still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn’t come along.
That was so funny!!! My wife wanted to know when the ice cream truck comes around.