[ConservativeStatement]

Do post-game conversations get timed? 15-to-20 seconds, OK. But that 21st second lands you in deep doo doo. And the fellas can't hug either.

"reaffirming the rules that require teams to remain on their half of the court in pregame and halftime warm-ups, and limits physical contact to include only elbow or fist bumps. High-fives, hugs and handshakes aren't allowed, nor are extended postgame conversations."

[dsrtsage]

How many bouncy ball illiterate millionaires have died from the dreaded virus? Anybody got a number higher than zero?

[JennysCool]

They have to “tighten regulations” and keep THE FEAR going long enough so the suspicion that the pandemic was simply Part Three of “Russia Russia Russia!” and “Impeach Him!” doesn’t continue to spread. Like a virus.

[Vaquero]

There’s an NBA now?

[Scrambler Bob]

Back in the day, Real Basketball had no touching.

[Durbin]

All 4 of their fans will notice.

[dainbramaged]

I ran across a college basketball game the other day on the tube and they were all playing masked. It was bizarre.

[The Accused]

Pantsing, however, is still allowed.

[ealgeone]

Hopefully none on here are watching the national bonehead association.

[Getready]

Uh, who cares?