[Repeal The 17th]

I was thumbing through the want ads in the Shelby County Tribune
When this classified advertisement caught my eye, it said:
“Take immediate delivery on this ‘57 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truck.
Will sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and thirty-five bucks.
Call one four oh one two, and ask for Bob.”

[Rio]

Good stuff. I used to be able to recite that one from memory.

[Semper Vigilantis]

Dog’s name is Frank