[BiglyCommentary]

I don’t believe one word of that because space aliens are not involved in the plan.

[EEGator]

I was only getting started.

Aliens, from the Nazi base in Antarctica, are going to tell us how nanobots have been inserted into our bodies and are updating our RNA sequences to prepare for the Intel update we receive from the Sun when our magnetic poles flip.

P.S. Send me $20 for that one trick the pros use...

[Vermont Lt]

“Trust Uncle Martin.”