Alec needs a few hours straight of liposuction with minimum or no anesthesia.
The fat slob has a big, fat mouth that goes with his brain and body.
The fat slob has a big, fat mouth that goes with his fat gut and fat ass--that have taken over the function of his brain. So much for his vegetarian diet which has left him a fat vegetable.
If Baldwin is finding it hard to get work, it's because the producers know he's a mess.