[bagster]

Why don’t we drink pig’s milk?

Because a pig's a filthy animal.

[Larry Lucido]

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“The pig an unclean animal? Why, the pig is the cleanest animal there is. Except for my father, of course.”

— Groucho Marx, as quoted by S. J. Perelman

[Sirius Lee]

Because a pig's a filthy animal.

. Filthy, filthy bacon....mmmmm, filth.