[alexander_busek]

'We are simply not the best,' Montreal restaurateur says of his very honest menu

Gotta admire their honesty, at least!

Just imagine how it would be if more businessmen and -women "put their cards on the table?"

"Somewhat palatable burgers and so-so fries - Over 30 billion served, only an occasional upset stomach!"

"Kinda nice-looking running shoes that won't start falling apart until after the first good rain! And we pay our Chinese factory workers a bonus on their 12th birthday!"

"A perfectly adequate lay, and you probably won't get more than a minor venereal disease!"

"A man you can trust in the White House - to almost always do what his 'minders' tell him to do!"

Regards,

[mylife]

Hey, how many times do people ask “what do you recommend?

[mylife]

Well, he’s wearing it!

[Oatka]

'We are simply not the best,' Montreal restaurateur says of his very honest menu

"What's your name?"
"Al"
"Al what?"
"You've heard of Alexander the Great?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I'm Albert, the Pretty Good."

[ConservativeMind]

That also reminds me of a common practice in Montreal—placement of stiff paper ads under windshield wipers for escort services while at hotels.

Every time I got them and pulled them off the next morning.