What's hilarious about it? Obama wanted to pardon Assange, like he commuted Manning's sentence, but he was advised there could be too much blowback. Pardoning Assange would be the first major victory of the Biden administration. He can use it to demonstrate to Xi Jinping the U.S. is supplicating to them.
Why would you want to pardon someone who committed an act of war against the U.S. using his transgender accomplice?
This endangered every service member who wears are uniform and cost the lives of many.