you’re responsible for these people.
Why?
Because you, you personally., gave these idiots cachet here.
And in a righteous world, she would receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, rather than the scorn of sour, old, jealous crones like you.
Because you, you personally., gave these idiots cachet here.
*DRINK*
(bonus points for 'cachet')

These are idiots that no one would waste their time on Except that YOU vouched for them.
You.