[devane617]

A couple years ago over inTexas I had about 20 black grackles birds laying in my yard flapping around. I called animal control and they ask if I had berry tree in my yard...YES...They said they we all drunk and to keep dogs and cats away from them and they would eventually leave...They did

[FLNittany]

I like my local squirrels. Crows and Blue Jays, not so much. I feed the little rodents peanuts and my cats watch like they’re watching Ben Hur.

The crows just ruin it all - and shit on my outdoor pool table.

[Texas Eagle]

I called animal control and they ask if I had berry tree in my yard...YES...They said they we all drunk and to keep dogs and cats away from them and they would eventually leave...They did

Sounds like you indulged a little yourself. With lingering effects. I wish I could find some hooch like that.