Did the real estate agent have Billy Jeff look at it?
Epstein did not kill himself.
Maybe they can make a package deal for the townhouse plus the Amityville Horror house.
It would be a cool place to hang out.
Who did he will it to?
When it gets to $15,000, I will think about it.
Probably has royalty and ex-president DNA all over the floors and walls.
“As a realtor I have to disclose that the owner died in prison - or something.”
Nice digs. But who the hell would want to live in NYC?
Dead children in the walls creates a funky smell buyers just do not like.
You just need to flip the mattress over, sprinkle around a little baking soda, maybe light a candle.
Better than staying in some cheap motel - you don't want to know what happens there...
It’s too soon after Jeffery’s death. Most don’t want their name associated with anything he had his ...hands on before.
First bring a priest to say the Rosary, spread incense and exorcise any spirits still caught in limbo.
Then get someone to arrange the furniture for the Feng Shui reasons.
Then hire a group of cleaners to hold a Bleached Bottom Field Day, and scrub that home top to bottom.
Then, maybe, someone will want to move in.
Nothing like vacancy signs to drive the price of real estate down.
Oy vey, such a deal.
Does the price include the portrait of BJ Clinton in his blue dress and red high heels in the front hall?
Its nice, but you’d have to live in New York City.
Once looked at a house for sale that was listed way below market value. Thought we were getting a real steal and almost bought it until I found out it was for sale because the previous owner blew away his wife and kid and then himself.
Epstein is still dead. He won’t be using it any more nor will he care about how much it is sold for.
Maybe Hillary’s daughter and her failure in-laws will buy it and rent it to Hillary for “40 pieces of gold”. She won’t need her Chautauqua home since “Little Willie” doesn’t live there any more and it will be too far from NYC and her self-important many appears in the Rotten Apple to keep travelling from.
One thing I can guarantee you is that Epstein DOES NOT have any “necked” photos of Hillary. Nobody does who wants to retain their eyesight.
Likely typical of all NY right about now... : )
I suspect the price drop has more to do with the general trashing of NYC by DeBlasio, Cuomo, and their mobs.
First sentence says it all. No woman wants a house with that history!