I know you guys are only kidding but let me tell you a story something that “cant happen” that happened to me. Its not I think either of you would really care but I thought Id write this down just in case a physician ever stumbles across this post and has a patient with a similar complaint.
Im in the donut (<=6 total, 2(?) contrast) and staring into the darkness behind my closed eyelids. A swirling glowing deep purple w/ silver metallic flake cloud appeared and filled my vision. 2 or 3 seconds later the tech says, “We’ve started the contrast.” It swirled through the procedure. Afterwards it was still there when I would close my eyes but the metallic flakes were gone.
I went and ate a giant pile of fries and a double cheeseburger from the greasiest place I knew. I figured it would just go away.
A couple of days later it did go away...and was replaced by a cloud of powdered sulfer that hangs in any dark environment, eyes open or not.
Its been 11, closer to 12 years now and its still there. Couldnt get help because Im “making it up.”
Im pretty sure its not actually in my eyes but in the retina or brain end. There are swirls and denser clumps much like a thick but uneven fog and when I look around the swirls and clumps dont follow in my vision. Ive stopped complaining, it doesnt effect much. The night sky sure looks different though.
Sounds weird for sure, but sounds like it triggered something.
Here’s a site talking about ‘cloudy vision’ after contrast- but they seemed to clear up after-
https://healthunlocked.com/nras/posts/130916324/has-anyone-ever-had-blurry-vision-after-mri