[tinyowl]

Just looking into my crystal ball here for a moment:

I see a room ... a hall ... there are a lot of fold up chairs and people quietly sitting. Maybe it's a church basement. There is ... wait, wait ... there is coffee and paper cups. I SEE him! yes - they are going around the room, each person saying something and the group responds - Ok it's getting clearer now - he is speaking! ...

"Hi. My name is Celine, and I'm an alcoholic."

[Larry Lucido]

I can never remember if it's "on the wagon" or "off the wagon." Anyway, instead of Celine Dion, I changed my name to Ethel Merman.