[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

You have absolutely no reason to disbelieve this

Of course I do. It's not my first rodeo. I've been seeing fake news stories constantly since November 4th.

It is an embarrassing sideshow. When I see the proof, I will believe, but we must regard these things for what they are: Disinformation aimed at our side so eager to believe it.

[bagster]

Of course I do. It's not my first rodeo.

Then why do you act like it is.

Just so you know, this is a different kind of rodeo than you're used to. I don't really blame you for not knowing that. But you should.