Meter Pence = [Kilometer /1000] Pence is 6*10^-2 % on board.
Centimeter Pence = [Meter / 100] Pence is 6 * 10^-4 % on board.
Millimeter Pence = [Meter / 1000] Pence is 6*10^-5 % on board.
Femtometer Pence = [Meter / 10^15] Pence is 6*10^-17 % on board.
Planck_wavelength Pence = [1.616229 * 10^-34 cm] Pence comprises the fundamental "fabric" of the board itself, but you can't see him.
Comeup Pence slid off-board, but PJDT shamed him sufficiently to flip back on board.
Dis Pence disgruntedly hands out boarding passes to eager boarders like a robot kiosk.
Ex Pence had to pay a heavy price to get back on board.
Quantum Pence is both on- & off-board simultaneously, and won't land in a stable state until he's challenged.
Re Pence bitterly regretted his foolish decision to slide off-board, has been given an offer he can't refuse, and is back on board.
Short Pence is young; not quite tall enough yet to get on board.
Suss Pence has decided firmly whether he's on board or not, but will tease you with cryptic comms until the final moment of revelation.
All that can make one pensive.