If it had been ole miss, there would have been hookers and blow.
Yes, and Ole Miss would have immediately changed their mascot again since the change a few years ago from the racist Rebels to the Vegan Bears. They are reportedly considering some sort of pastry or female hygiene douche product for the new mascot as the Vegan Bears is a little too masculine still. Considering the recent decisions by student council and administration, I would bet on the douche.
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