I came home from work the other night and my wife was packing a suitcase, I asked
her where she was going and she looked up and said I read in my magazine that Women
in New York get paid $400 an hour to do what I do for you for Free. I quickly
grabbed my suitcase and starting packing a few things, she looked at me and asked
where I was going, I told her I was coming Along just to see how she manages to
live on $800 a year.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
Is it true, she wanted to know,
that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?
Yes, I’m afraid so, the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this
prescription is marked
NO REFILLS.
LOL!!!
On the local radio station they advertise generic viagra. Get your first month’s supply free.
“Well sure - how you gonna’ charge for no pills!?”
Many years ago, Arnold Palmer decide to take a break from golf and tour some of
the country’s back roads. He packed what he needed in his favorite car, a Cadillac,
and set off to discover small-town America.
These were the days of full-service filling stations, and at each stop he made a
habit of talking with and getting to know some of the people at the station.
At one station in particular, the kid pumping gas was fascinated by Palmer’s Cadillac
he had never seen one up close before. Palmer patiently answered his questions as
he explained many of the luxurious features of the car.
When the fill-up was done and it was time to pay, Palmer handed over the necessary
bills and then dug around in his pocket for some change.
When his hand came out it also contained a couple golf tees.
The kid had never seen a golf tee before, and he asked what it was.
Palmer answered “It’s called a tee; they hold your balls when you drive”.
The kid replied “Wow, Mr. Palmer, those Cadillac people think of everything!”
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