“My wife won’t let it (SPAM) in the house.”
Then I suggest you not fry scrapple. We had a friend at Ft Knox whose wife had to leave the house every time he cooked it.
We have 4 cans of SPAM in the camping box and 4 in the pantry. Most of the flavored ones are not very good other than the BLACK PEPPER and HOT AND SPICY. Eggs, rice or fried rice, a little kimchi on the side. Yummo. Great breakfast. Mix up some brown sugar and mustard and spread on SPAM before frying. Kinda messy but really good.
you’re killin me, rubbin it in.