[squidward]

Is this seriously going to be a story every time some celebrity tests positive?

[metmom]

Is this seriously going to be a story every time some celebrity tests positive?

Lord, I hope not.

Millions of people have tested positive for it. Don’t they matter, too?

Or is it only the rich and famous who we’re supposed to worry about bad things happening to?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Even more importantly, my son’s girlfriend’s mother got her positive result back this morning. It’s getting close to me now!