Oh, no masks and no alcohol (sorry about that - I know we’re strange).
*Guy went and did his Alaska dream.
Spent the Summer planting a garden then built his cabin and some out buildings.
Come October, a man walks up to his cabin and introduces himself.
Was his closest neighbor on the other side of the mountain.
Man invites him to his annual Christmas Party.
Said there will be drink'n, maybe some fight'n and maybe some wild sex.
Guy ask: How many people will be there?
Man: Oh, just the you and me.