A husband and wife are shopping at a busy mall shortly before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and, as they had a lot to do, called him on his cell.
She said “Where are you? You know we have a lot of things to do today.”
He said “You remember the jewelry shop we went into about ten years ago, the one where you fell in love with that diamond necklace? We couldn’t afford then and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
She was overwhelmed, tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up…
“Yes, I do remember that shop” she managed to reply.
. . .“Well, I’m in the golf shop next door
An old couple was driving up I35 north of Dallas when they were
pulled over by DPS.
The officer asked the driver if he knew how fast he was going and
the old guy replied, 70.
The old wife said, What,d he say? The old man told her.
The officer said, The limit here is 45.
The wife asked, What’d he say? The old man told her.
The trooper looked at the old man’s license and started chuckling.
The old man asked what was funny.
The trooper replied, You’re from Oklahoma. I had a girl friend from Ardmore.
Worst nookie I ever got.
The old lady ask, What,d he say? The husband replied, He thinks he knows you.