One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s
his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?
The salesperson answers, Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asks: It’s what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19.95?
Annoyed, the salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
Sir...divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing Boat,
Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends,
and a key chain made from Ken’s balls.
That is funny!
Thank you for the almost Friday silliness thread. Does this mean that there will be no Friday silliness thread on Friday? I don’t know if I can make it through a Friday without it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS & thank you for the humor.