Marking. And thanks! Merry Christmas!
If you can’t afford a doctor and feel you need a check up, go to the airport.
you will get a free x-ray and breast exam and if you mention al queda you
will also get a free colonoscopy.
Adultery is a sin; you cannot have your Kate and Edith too.
I had a really bad day. First, my ex got ran over by a bus - then I got fired
from my job as a bus driver.
Wife: Look at that drunk guy. Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years ago he proposed
to me and I rejected him. Husband: Oh my God. He’s still celebrating.
A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
Doctors have just identified a food that causes suffering years after ingesting.
It’s called Wedding Cake.