During an Army war exercise-game, an officer’s Jeep got stuck in the mud.
The officer saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help
him get unstuck. Sorry sir, said one of the loafers, but we’ve been classified
dead and the umpire said we couldn’t contribute in any way.
The officer turned to his driver with an mean smile and said, Go drag a couple of
those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction.