Portland man accused of chasing McDonald's employees with chainsaw

WGME ^ | 12/15/2020 | Staff

[blueplum]

from lawnblowers to chainsaws...Portland dystopia evolves

[steve86]

Not Portland, OR

[EvilCapitalist]

That’s probably how he’ll end up one day.

[freefdny]

Alice In Chainsaw

[a fool in paradise]

“Cultural appropriation!” < /Texas >

[a fool in paradise]

>>“Alice.” OK.

[a fool in paradise]

"Call me Lucy Fur..."

[a fool in paradise]

Does (s)he smoke swisher sweets?

[a fool in paradise]

When is the next bout of Popeye’s chicken sandwiches due to hit us and is there a vaccine for that?

[a fool in paradise]

Injecting bath salts and smoking Biden Ballots

[a fool in paradise]

That be the goy

[a fool in paradise]

Chainsaw duels are in again thanks to that movie with Nicholas Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI054ow6KJk

[cpdiii]

Solution as follows:

GLOCK 35 40 caliber with 17 rounds of grief and a Vidrin Green Laser and tactical light.

“Put the chain saw down please. Put the chain saw down.”

“Just because I am feeling nice today that green laser is on your soon to removed manhood. Put it down. If you step toward me it is center mass triple tap. Put it down.”

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

I live in Maine.

Portland is moonbat central.

Reminds me of that song on Elton John’s Yellow Brick Road album....

“All the young boys love Alice...tender young Alice they say.....come over and see me come over and please me....Alice it’s my turn today.”

[libertylover]

They’ll probably throw out his conviction because the police made him remove his mask for his mugshot.

[alexander_busek]

If I was going to the garden tool shed for a weapon, I’d take the manual hedge clippers over the chainsaw.

I can see that you've given a lot of thought to this matter (garden shed melee weapons).

But what about kitchen implements? Electric carving knife? Electric juicer?

Regards,

[ridesthemiles]

THAT IS A MAN———

TOO much beard showing...

[ridesthemiles]

IF a tomato is a fruit-—

Is Ketchup a smoothie?????

[LegendHasIt]

Regular chef’s knife.

[Twotone]

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