[Pilgrim's Progress]

Eating a little wood (okay, a lot) of wood never did Euell Theophilus Gibbons any harm, yea?

Wait, you say he dead? Uh, never mind.

[corkoman]

He died of complications from eating pine cones and Grape Nuts flakes.

Naaaaa - he had Marfan Syndrome and died of an aortic aneurysm.

[mylife]

Pine cones are hard to pass...